What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Still no good

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

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Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

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No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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So they tried

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

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